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CBD BODY BUTTER

“Hands-down this is the best CBD I’ve ever used. Takes my neck pain away quickly.”

Tuscon, AZ
Kris A.
BEARD BALM BUNDLE

“The bead balms smell amazing and leave my beard feeling nice and smooth. My wife loves the smell of all 3 balms. Would recommend to any of my friends!”

Clio, MI
Matthew T.
CBD BODY LOTION

“I've been using this product since early summer. It's helped ease the pain in my shoulders, back, and joints so I can sleep. Love it.”

Eau Claire, WI
Robin
GUMMY BUNDLE

“Perfect way to relax after a stressful day!!!”

Altoona, WI
Steve G.
BEARD BOOTY BALM

“By far the best beard products on the market. Thank you Captain, may I have another!”

Cpl. USMC
Nick R.
TORTUGA LUBRICANT

“This product gave us the best experience. It was surprising and very pleasurable. I highly recommend.”

Chippewa Falls, WI
R.S.
SHIPWRECKED D9 GUMMIES

“I really like the Shipwrecked. I have about 1/3 of a gummy about 2 hours before bedtime and they have really improved my sleep.”

Chippewa Falls, WI
EC
Shipwrecked D9 Gummies

“Like a cruise on the ocean”

Eau Claire, WI
Justun Seymour
The Gummy Bundle

“R-E-L-A-X”

Altoona, WI
Steve Girard
Caribbean Cargo

“I ordered the Caribbean Cargo Balm and Oil for my bearded love for his birthday, and he now uses it every day. We both love the smell and how it makes his beard so soft. Definitely recommend to any and all of my bearded friends.”

Elk Mound, WI
Sarah R.
Beard Booty - Beard Oil

“This is an awesome oil. The smell is amazing and my beard still looks good after a hard day at work.”

Chippewa Falls, WI
Rob
PIRATE LIFE HAT & T-SHIRT

“The shirts are made very well and the hats fits the people with endowed head circumferences. Great and fast delivery!”

Chippewa Falls, WI
Greg M.
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HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING USUALLY TAKE?

We strive to get your order out as quickly as possible. Typically, we will postmark your order within 24 hours of purchase. The rest, well that's in the hands of the postal carrier.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRODUCTS SOURCED?

ALL of our products are crafted in Wisconsin at our processing location in Bloomer, WI.

DO YOU HAVE A STORE?

Captain Coop's Trading Co. has closed the location inside the Market on River

about CAptain Coop's Trading Co.

our mission

There's something about the freedom of the wild open seas. This is what inspired us to launch Captain Coop's Trading Co. Products and apparel built on the idea that we should all live life on our own terms. It's the Pirate way. It's the Captain Coop's way.
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Cooper + Nicole
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