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Your favorite Captain Coop's products, delivered regularly to you, cheaper, and with FREE SHIPPING!

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Check out our new Pirate Life "Shaving is for Pu*sies" 7-Panel Blackout hats!

All the information on our products and their benefits in on place

Opening inside the new Market on River building in Chippewa Falls, WI. this fall!

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CBD BODY BUTTER

“Hands-down this is the best CBD I’ve ever used. Takes my neck pain away quickly.”

Tuscon, AZ
Kris A.
BEARD BALM BUNDLE

“The bead balms smell amazing and leave my beard feeling nice and smooth. My wife loves the smell of all 3 balms. Would recommend to any of my friends!”

Clio, MI
Matthew T.
CBD BODY LOTION

“I've been using this product since early summer. It's helped ease the pain in my shoulders, back, and joints so I can sleep. Love it.”

Eau Claire, WI
Robin
GUMMY BUNDLE

“Perfect way to relax after a stressful day!!!”

Altoona, WI
Steve G.
BEARD BOOTY BALM

“By far the best beard products on the market. Thank you Captain, may I have another!”

Cpl. USMC
Nick R.
TORTUGA LUBRICANT

“This product gave us the best experience. It was surprising and very pleasurable. I highly recommend.”

Chippewa Falls, WI
R.S.
SHIPWRECKED D9 GUMMIES

“I really like the Shipwrecked. I have about 1/3 of a gummy about 2 hours before bedtime and they have really improved my sleep.”

Chippewa Falls, WI
EC
Shipwrecked D9 Gummies

“Like a cruise on the ocean”

Eau Claire, WI
Justun Seymour
The Gummy Bundle

“R-E-L-A-X”

Altoona, WI
Steve Girard
Caribbean Cargo

“I ordered the Caribbean Cargo Balm and Oil for my bearded love for his birthday, and he now uses it every day. We both love the smell and how it makes his beard so soft. Definitely recommend to any and all of my bearded friends.”

Elk Mound, WI
Sarah R.
Beard Booty - Beard Oil

“This is an awesome oil. The smell is amazing and my beard still looks good after a hard day at work.”

Chippewa Falls, WI
Rob
PIRATE LIFE HAT & T-SHIRT

“The shirts are made very well and the hats fits the people with endowed head circumferences. Great and fast delivery!

Chippewa Falls, WI
Greg M.
FAQ

Questions & Answers

Are all your products legal?

Our products are all federally legal and contain less than 0.3% THC. Please check with your state’s legality before ordering.

This product is not for use by or sale to persons under the age of 21. These products should be used only as directed on the label. They should not be used if you are pregnant or nursing. Consult with a physician before use if you have a serious medical condition or use prescription medications. A Doctor’s advice should be sought before using this and any supplemental dietary product. All trademarks and copyrights are property of their respective owners and are not affiliated with nor do they endorse this product. These products have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Individual weight loss results will vary. By using this website, you agree to follow the Privacy Policy and all Terms & Conditions printed on this site. Void Where Prohibited by Law.

We reserve the right to refuse to customers who reside in states that do not permit certain products. Please check your state’s regulations prior to ordering. The list of states who allow and do not allow certain products, changes frequently. We check prior to mailing them out, and you will be refunded the price of your order if a product can not be shipped to you, but please be aware that it may take up to 4 weeks to see a refund on your statement.

HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING USUALLY TAKE?

We strive to get your order out as quickly as possible. Typically, we will postmark your order within 24 hours of purchase. The rest, well that's in the hands of the postal carrier.

WHERE ARE YOUR PRODUCTS SOURCED?

ALL of our hemp is cultivated in Wisconsin. It goes from the field to our processing location in Bloomer, WI.

DO YOU HAVE A STORE?

Captain Coop's Trading Co. will be opening our first brick and mortar store in July of 2024. We will be located in side the Market on River building at 128 W. River Street in Chippewa Falls, WI.

about CAptain Coop's Trading Co.

our mission

There's something about the freedom of the wild open seas. This is what inspired us to launch Captain Coop's Trading Co. Products and apparel built on the idea that we should all live life on our own terms. It's the Pirate way. It's the Captain Coop's way.
CEO & COO
Cooper + Nicole

COUNTDOWN TO OPENING

CAPTAIN COOP'S TRADING CO OPENS INSIDE OF MARKET ON RIVER IN CHIPPEWA FALLS, WI IN:

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