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The Captain & Queen are stoked to announce we will be opening Captain Coop’s Trading Co. inside of the new Market on River building in Chippewa Falls next summer! Thank you to Jackie and the entire Wisconsin Farmers Union staff for welcoming us into this amazing space! We’ve got some beyond cool plans for the shop and would love for you to follow along on our journey! Follow us on all the socials and sign up to Join Our Crew for updates and insights! Spread the word, the Pirates are coming! Until then, keep a weather eye on the horizon

A Pirates Life for Me

Live life on your own terms, that's the pirate way, that's Captain Coop's Way.

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